I'm not! Although I looked completely CRAZY on my last trip to my local mall! Why you ask? Well....you be the judge!I arrived at the mall just as it began to rain. Normally, I NEVER have an umbrella handy, but LUCKY ME, on this day....there it was sitting on the passenger seat waiting to protect my beautiful locks. I cracked my door and poked the top of the umbrella out and released the canopy. I walked slowly to the food court entrance all the while holding my umbrella in my right hand and my trusty cell phone in my left, oh, did I fail to mention I was talking on my cell to my beautiful sister, Brynne? Yes, I was. The ENTIRE time I WALKED THROUGH THE FOOD COURT STILL HOLDING MY UMBRELLA ABOVE MY HEAD! I never would have noticed or realized what I was doing if a woman, sitting with friends having lunch, hadn't looked at me then at her friend with a look of "Check this crazy chick out...." The instant I saw her face I realized EXACTLY HOW CRAZY I DID LOOK! Needless to say I started laughing hysterically! Completely confirming in that woman's mind that I am just that....CRAZY! If only she knew I have 2 1/2 year old twins at home who have completely sucked every brain cell out of my head!
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That is awesome. I would have done the same thing because I rarely use an umbrella myself so why would I automatically think to close it? You are going to wind up on someone's blog because you know someone snapped a pic of the crazy woman! ;)
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I can totally relate! I was once on my cell, pulled into the mall parking lot, and told my friend (who I was on the phone with) that I couldn't find my phone! It's something about the mall, and getting away from all the chaos at home that makes us moms do crazy things sometimes;o)
ReplyDeleteNow that is funny!
ReplyDeleteHaha! so funny!!!I can just picture you!!!I so have the twins brain now too!!!Stop by
ReplyDeleteWell, I have to admit, as a long time fan of HTB, I've always kind of known that you're a little crazy. Now that you bring it up yourself, I'm a little releaved to be able to agree with you. Brain sucking babies or not, you're still one of my all time favorite bloggers and PEOPLE in this crazy world. And by the way, you're FUNNY TOO!!!! KERI AT Www.
ReplyDelete103? REALLY?
ReplyDeleteLove it! Dare to be dry...even inside!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious... and COMPLETELY something I would do! No, you're not crazy. Just a busy momma. I totally get it!
ReplyDeleteToo, TOO funny! Maybe you were just protecting yourself from the fluorescent lighting??
ReplyDeleteLOOOOL! I would have paid good money to see that. Although, I'm one of those moms now that tells people about anything wrong with them. I tell people about tags sticking out, you left your lights on, your kids eating gum off the floor, you forgot to close your umbrella... ;o)
ReplyDeleteMy best, Lynn
Yeah, Lynn....you would have been helpful....LOL I'll should bring you with me on rainy days!
ReplyDeleteThat is too cute!
ReplyDeleteI'm so used to having my boys with me that even when they are not, I find myself talking out loud. Look at the crazy lady talking to herself in the grocery store.