I'm not! Although I looked completely CRAZY on my last trip to my local mall! Why you ask? Well....you be the judge!
I arrived at the mall just as it began to rain. Normally, I NEVER have an umbrella handy, but LUCKY ME, on this day....there it was sitting on the passenger seat waiting to protect my beautiful locks. I cracked my door and poked the top of the umbrella out and released the canopy. I walked slowly to the food court entrance all the while holding my umbrella in my right hand and my trusty cell phone in my left, oh, did I fail to mention I was talking on my cell to my beautiful sister, Brynne? Yes, I was. The ENTIRE time I WALKED THROUGH THE FOOD COURT STILL HOLDING MY UMBRELLA ABOVE MY HEAD! I never would have noticed or realized what I was doing if a woman, sitting with friends having lunch, hadn't looked at me then at her friend with a look of "Check this crazy chick out...." The instant I saw her face I realized EXACTLY HOW CRAZY I DID LOOK! Needless to say I started laughing hysterically! Completely confirming in that woman's mind that I am just that....CRAZY! If only she knew I have 2 1/2 year old twins at home who have completely sucked every brain cell out of my head!